Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
Sure why not
Agreed
Y'know, why not?
Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work I’d quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-)
Come on fire bagel, do your thing!
…It’s worth a try, fire bagel. Please don’t fail me, I could use some good news.
AIGHT LET US TEST THE MIGHTY BAGELS
EDIT: YO THIS ACTUALLY WORKED (it’s probably a coincidence BUT STILL) I’m preparing a musical audition and FINALLY, (IT’S NEVER WORKED, EVER) FINALLY HIT THE NOTE LIKE HOLY FRICK AAHHHH
i’m sorry it’s not even for the luck i just love bagels and fire
💀 I’m currently desperate so please lend me your bagel powers
Oswald seated himself at the bar, placing his top hat down atop it.
“You know I don’t drink this early my boy. Just a cup of coffee."
“Ah of course sir, pardon my forwardness, It’s a rough mornin for me, had to deal with some twats sniffing around me flat, still at least the crows are gonna get a good breakfeat” Simon chuckled as he put the coffee machine on
Oswald’s eyebrow rose slowly, turning his gaze around the club as the various employees were getting it ready for the day ahead. “Indeed?” he inquired, turning his gaze back to her.
“I do hope that you didn’t leave it so any flying rodents would come sniffing around my business, due to some deceased hooligans.”
“Ah worry not mr cobblepot, I dealt with the bodies good and proper. The bat will ‘ave to search a lot of crow droppings to find any dna, hairs been burned and the bones ‘ave been turned to ash, your coffee sir” Simon calmly replied as he gently placed the mug in front of oswald
“And that, my boy, is precisely why I know that I needn’t worry about trivialities.” he chuckled lightly, picking up the coffee and taking a light sip.
“Ah, perfect.” he smiled lightly, placing it back down once again. “Which brings me to my next order of business. I have somewhat of a job for you, something that could propel you from just being a simple bartender.”
oh now that was most definitely music to simons ears, an eyebrow slowly rising “Oh ? and what does this wondrous opportunity require me to do then sir ?” he calmly replied. “Do you need someone dealing with sir ? or do I need to ‘ave a little chat with one of our ‘guests’ for information ?”
